The Teacher Magazine

The Teacher Magazine is examinable object found in ObsCure. As the name says, this is a magazine aimed at Teachers of highschools. It contains several advices to help Teacher who have unrespectful students, on a humorous fashion.

Location
It is found on the Teacher's Lounge, in its first floor. It's besides the bathroom's door to the right on a shelf.

Examining it
The "Teacher" Magazine.

Content
Two pages. A top header on the left upper corner says "Teach well". A heading that says "Ten ways to tame your students" across broth pages. A semi-heading that says "More and more teachers complain about a lack of respect from their students".

It then list the some of the 10 advices. Title and subtitles are readable. Content is unreadable. List goes:
 * STAY ZEN. Never should be irritated.
 * EVADE TO WIN. To know to avoid the trap lended by students.
 * HAVE CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF. To show them any sign of weakness.
 * TAKE TAEKWANDO COURSES. There are some effective catches to subdue most refractory.
 * KEEP YOUR DISTANCE. Never should have raised reaport ratio (?) of connection, especially not girl or boy friends from students.
 * ACKNOWLEDGE EFFORTS MADE. It is necessary to know to encourage and promote the emulation.

It ends with a last paragraph separated from the advices, reading as such: "THE FIGURE OF THE MONTH: 37% of teachers claimed to have been victims of aggresive behiavor from their students."